I'll Change Your Flat Tire, Merle

As I drove down on 65,

I was cruisin down that old grapevine

Well, I must have been doin at least about 95

Well out there on the side of the road all broke down and

Who do you think was standin around

But the greatest country singer alive!

Ill fix your flat tire Merle

Dont ya get your sweet country

pickin fingers all covered with erl

Cause youre a honky, I know, but Merle you got soul

And Ill fix your flat tire Merle

Well I hear you had an adventurous youth,

makin love in a telephone booth

And I even hear you did a little stretch in jail

But now you got a big ranch house with a bar

And eight, nine, ten of them fancy cars

Ill fix your flat tire Merle

Dont ya get your sweet country

pickin fingers all covered with erl

Cause youre a honky, I know, but Merle you got soul

And Ill fix your flat tire Merle

Now I heard all them records ya did,

makin fun of us long haired kids

And now ya know we dont care what ya think... Merle,

If youre gonna call the world your home

Ya know youre gonna have to get out and get stoned

An its better with a joint than with a drink, I think

So Ill fix your flat tire Merle

Dont ya get your sweet country

pickin fingers all covered with erl

Cause youre a honky, I know,

but Merle you got soul

And Ill fix your flat tire Merle

So Ill fix your flat tire Merle