Single / Track
Everythings Better with Beer
Lyrics
Cold beer! Get your cold beer!
Fresco your tonsils!
Give your tongue a sleigh ride!
Cold beer!
Had a fight with your spouse?
Got a game to watch?
Got a show to watch?
Everything always goes better with beer!
Fought with your spouse, and feel like a louse?
Just hope to God there's a beer in the house
She'll have a good cry and feel much better
And so will he when his tonsils are wetter
'Cause everything's better
Everything's better
Everything's better with beer!
Are you beat at the end of the day?
Are the bills piling up and the sky always grey?
Does your team just suck? Always down in the cellar?
Have you always been a really bad speller?
Are you lonely? Are you bored? Is your home a big mess?
Were you dragged to this show? Come on, man, confess!
Here's my advice to you and to you
What you need is a brew, maybe two
Beer! My friends, take heed
A beer is just what you need
Now it should be clear
That everything's better
Everything's better
Everything's better with beer!
We got amber and lager, pilsner and stout
We got Mexican beer with lime
Grab a dear friend or whoever's about
And let's party and have a good time!
Put some grain with yeast in the Middle East
All these crazy wars might eventually cease
That's right, I'm talking 'bout world peace!
Even Albert at the end of the day always called for Einstein
He was a smartie, but he knew how to party
So let's follow his lead, we all know what we need
'Cause everything's better
Everything's better
Everything's better with beer!
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer