Everything's A Drum

Everything's a drum

Everything's a drum

Everything's a drum

Everything's a drum

Did you know this cup is a drum?

If that cup is a drum, then my bum is a drum

Pots, cups and even a bum

It's so much fun when everything's a drum

Everything's a drum

Everything's a drum

Can someone's willy be a drum?

Can you make my willy go pa-ra-pa-pum-pum?

I did a cum

Everything's a drum

Everything's a drum

I got a bad relationship with my mum

And when I think about my mum

Even that's a drum

Everything's a drum

Everything's a drum

When you drum on things you can have a ball

Anything can be a drum

Heck, even a wall

Everything's a drum

Everything's a drum

Hey, did you know this pot is a drum? (Heh)

I said, did you know this pot is a drum?

Broden, what the fuck?

You were just playing it wrong

When you came to me 15 years ago

You told me that everything was a drum

Everything is a drum

I left my wife

I let you drum on my penis

Enough now, brother Mark

No more lies!

No more excuses!

For if that pot is not a-

Oh no, I got it

Oh, good

Everything's a drum

Everything's a drum

Everything's a drum

Everything's a drum

Everything's a drum

Everything's a drum

Everything's a drum

Everything's a drum