Bend over, I'll Drive

I like to sit in back and watch out for cops

Play with baby's hair, play with baby's top

And when she's get tired that way

I whisper in her ear an' say

Bend over, I'll drive

Bend over, I'll drive

Bend over, I'll drive

Is this the way Jayne Mansfield died?

Bend over, I'll drive

Now, I was born in a test tube

But daddy tried it this way, too

Mama stripped his gears 'fore the light turned red

When she heard what that shiftleff no-count said, he said

Bend over, I'll drive

Bend over, I'll drive

Bend over, I'll drive

Is this the way Ernie Kovacs died?

Bend over, I'll drive

Now as I was sayin' before I quit

If you're lookin' for thrills, baby, this is it

Even the queen of Sweden sometimes is needin' some yuks

So if you're on the prowl for a night to howl, just duck

Look out

Bend over, I'll drive

Bend over, I'll drive

Is this the way Grave Kelly died?

Bend over, I'll drive

Bend over, I'll drive

Bend over, I'll drive

Is this the way Hank Williams died?

Bend over, I'll drive