Three of Us in a Boat

"I loved you and you know it

So I wrote a song just like Farley Mowat

For a little while I was your dual lover

I knew this would happen one way or another

Looks like I'm getting ready to swim

The chances of him walking the plank

Are looking pretty slim

Cause there's three of us in a boat

And it doesn't look like this boat's gonna float

Cause there's three of us in a boat

And it won't float

She said, "I hope you have some agility,"

"I hope you have some aquatic ability."

We all know this is your ship, my dear

So don't say a word, it's perfectly clear

I've got my suit on, I'm going in

With a heart as fragile as mine

Why did we even begin?

Cause there's three of us in a boat

And it doesn't look like this boat's gonna float

Cause there's three of us in a boat

And it won't float

I've found new days of sunshine

I've found new days of sunshine

I've found new days of sunshine

Looks like we're in for nasty weather

But if you're meant to be

Then you'll stick together

Don't come crying to me

When your horizons turn dark and gray, babe

Because I've found new days of sunshine

I've found new days of sunshine

I've found new days of sunshine

Cause there's three of us in a boat

And it doesn't look like this boat's gonna float

Cause there's three of us in a boat

And it won't float

Cause there's three of us in a boat

Cause there's three of us in a boat

Cause there's three of us in a boat

And it won't float"