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Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, no
Never (north)
Eat (east)
Soggy (south)
Waffles (west)
Never dress waffles in bikinis (no)
Never eat waffles with tortellini (ew)
Never rub waffles in the dirt (ugh)
'Cause crunch, crunch, crunch
It's gonna make your teeth hurt (aw)
Drop your waffles in the pool (splash)
Yeah, maybe that'll make them all nice and cool
But ya gonna need some fancy goggles
Yeah, when you dive in to get those
Super soggy waffles (woo)
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, no
Never (north)
Eat (east)
Soggy (south)
Waffles (west)
Never smear waffles with Brie cheese (ew)
Never blow in a waffle after you sneeze (bless you)
Never dip your waffles in hairspray (what?)
Dip, dip, dip, ugh, that would be nasty
Drop your waffles in a lake (splash)
They might get slurped up by a verser water snake (slurp)
Gonna need some fancy goggles
When you dive in to get those
Super soggy waffles
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Never eat soggy waffles
Oh, oh, no
Never (north)
Eat (east)
Soggy (south)
Waffles (west)
Never eat soggy waffles