Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags)

But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn pussy I ever had

Got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine (whoo)

I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need (come on)

We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed (uh)

And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech & Chong, and sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell, flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims (come on)

So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville

If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will, uh

I met this lady in Hollywood

She had green hair, but damn she looked good

I took her to my house 'cause she was fine

But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine (yeah!)

I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African

I fucked her once (once), I fucked her twice (twice)

I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)

I met a woman in the heart of Australia

Had a big butt and big titties too, so I hopped in her ass like a Kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii, stuck it in her ass and she said "Aii"

Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch

Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky

She said, "I'd fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me"

I came in her mouth, it was a crisis, I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need (uh, come on)

We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed (uh)

And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech & Chong (ay, wait a minute, man, check this out, ay)

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee (Tennessee)

Her titties were filled with Hennessy

That country music really drove me crazy

But I rode that ass and said, "Yes, miss Daisy"

Met this lady in Oklahoma, put that pussy in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl down in South Carolina

Fucked her 'til she turned into a white albino

Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

Fucked this girl down in Georgia, came in her mouth, man, I thought I told ya

Met this beautiful sexy ho, she just ran across the border of Mexico

Fine young thing, said her name's Marina, I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla (what that?)

I wanna get married, but I can't afford it, I know I'ma cry when she get deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need (come on)

We can go to the park after dark, smoke on that tumbleweed (uh)

And as the marijuana burn, we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech & Chong, and sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through the Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims (come on)

So roll, roll, '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville

If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will