Lyrics
Now Stevie, now don't be nervous, honey, okay?
I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna introduce you
And then you're gonna come in with your guitar
And you're gonna play that nice, nice music you were telling me about
And while you're doing that, I'll be sitting in the back of the room
We'll have such a good time, so don't be nervous, honey
It will relax everybody and we'll be so happy
I'm gonna go now, I'll introduce you, okay?
Heads up!
Now you kids you, all of you, calm down
That's good, okay
Everyone in your own seats, that's good, okay
Now, little Stevie Vai is going to play a composition on the guitar
He wrote it all by himself
Okay, Stevie, bring your three friends up, they can play with you
That Stevie Vai, what a nice little boy
I wrote this song for all my friends
When I grow up, I'm gonna be a famous rock 'n' roll guitar player
Love it, go ahead
And that is my whammy bar, and it's gonna be loud
Don't you think that's a bit loud? Boys!
It's getting to loud! It's getting to loud!
You're getting out of control, boys!
Stevie, now calm down class, calm down
Mr. Vai, you've gotta turn it down
What did you say, you want me to turn it down?
You mean down like this?
That sounds like noise, Mr. Vai
And I want it stopped, you all got detention!
Uh, oh, here comes trouble
Ay, Vai, are you out of your mind?
You guys don't back off you must be crazy!
I'm gonna flip out, I'm telling you
If this is my final flip out, you guys are gonna go with me
Ah, shut up!
Will you two stop dancing like that?
Frankie, leave that girl alone!
We're not gonna have another incident like Mildred
Do you hear me?
Vai, don't you hear me?
Come here, you little snit
Wait 'til I get my hands on, don't you run away
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Vai, knock it off, get off my desk!