Lyrics
Down At the boat yard, down at the boat yard of that Half Moon Bay
I went down to the boat yard one fine sunny day, one fine sunny day
My yacht needs some fixin and I heard this is the right joint, I'm gonna get me some real satisfaction I heard
Down At the boat yard, down at the boat yard of that Half Moon Bay
I said to the honcho, Deano was his name I said to him that I had me some problems and need help fast, Dean says to me"just you relax and I will make your problems melt away", his voice was so confident so strong I just had to believe
Deano says get her into our monstrous slings and big Al lifts her out with such sure calm and so zen, Shaun and Ash are there to help guide into the dock with those big metal sticks, to keep with the zen
Ross and Liam are there waiting with all kinds of stuff to make her stay still when the fixin begins
Caleb the office bitch says stand back now, girls can do anything, before that beer is finished your problems will be gone
Down At the boat yard, down at the boat yard of that Half Moon Bay
I got me some problems of the structural kind, Deano says just you relax - Joes crew got the strongest of glues, Scott looked at my problems and said - Wafer you're fucked, no glues gonna fix the hole that you cut. Amy says stand back now, girls can do anything, before that beer is finished your problems will be gone
Down At the boat yard, down at the boat yard of that Half Moon Bay
I got me some problems of the heavy metal kind, Deano says just you relax - Steeliotts will get you out of your bind, they bend that metal and melt it into glue. Brian looked at my problems and said - Wafer you're fucked, no stainless gonna fix that hole that you cut, the mullet man says girls can do anything so stand back, before that beer is finished your problems will be gone
Down At the boat yard, down at the boat yard of that Half Moon Bay
I got me some problems of the diesel engine kind, Deano says just you relax - Allvo will get you out of your bind, they suck out that oil make it to glue. Grant looked at my problems and said - Wafer you're fucked, no glue is gonna fix that hole that you cut, Rob say stand back, before that beer is finished your problems will be gone
Down At the boat yard, down at the boat yard of that Half Moon Bay
I got me some problems of the bottom paint kind, Deano says just you relax - Harry will get you out of your bind, they sand off that paint to make it to glue. Hazic looked at my problems and said - Wafer you're fucked, no glue is gonna fix that hole that you cut, they say stand back, before that beer is finished your problems will be gone