I Smoke Weed

Well, some people like to head to the bars

When life is hitting just a little too hard

Some people like to float out and fish

Some people like to whine and bitch

Well, everybody needs a little head vacation

Everybody's got their vice

I just picked up some papers from the Exxon station

And I'm about to roll up mine

I smoke weed

And I don't give a damn

Ziplock in my pocket with a couple of grams

There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now

Just kidding, Mr. Officer, unless you're down

Oh, weed

Just about every day

First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid

If there's only one thing you gotta know about me

It's that I-

I smoke weed

Well, you could say I found a natural prescription

For an undiagnosed medical condition

If you ain't got your own that's fine

Hell, I'll share mine

'Cause I

Smoke weed

And I don't give a damn

Ziplock in my pocket with a couple of grams

There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now

Just kidding, Mr. Officer, unless you're down

Oh, weed

Just about every day

First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid

If there's only one thing you gotta know about me

It's that I-

I smoke weed

Yeah, I smoke weed

Well, it's legal out in California

And a couple other places too

But 'round here we still gotta buy it

From some real shady dude

Oh, weed

And I don't give a damn

Ziplock in my pocket with a couple of grams

There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now

Just kidding, Mr. Officer, unless you're down

Oh, weed

Just about every day

First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid

And if there's only one thing you gotta know about me

It's that I-

I smoke weed