Transvestite (Carry on Oi! Version) (Carry On Oi! Version)

Over the hills we go, my dear

To my house which is near

It's a little house with red curtain windows

And a fireplace with red glowing cinders

Now I'm gonna screw the arse off you

I open the door, we step inside

You sit down while I switch on the lights

I pour you a drink while you slip off your shoes

In my mind I know what to do

I am gonna screw the arse off you

I kiss your lips slowly while I undo your dress

My hand reaches down to gently caress

But there's something there that I didn't expect

It's hot and fleshy and it's getting erect

I've been cheated tonight, tragic night

I've been cheated tonight, tragic night

I've been cheated tonight, tragic night

I've been cheated tonight, tragic night

Is this some kind of joke, you're really

A bloke (A bloke, you're really a bloke)

Is this some kind of joke, you're really

A bloke (A bloke, you're really a bloke)

Is this some kind of joke, you're really

A bloke (A bloke, you're really a bloke)

Is this some kind of joke, you're really

A bloke (A bloke, you're really a bloke)