Lyrics
Hey, waitress, I'm ready to get the cheque, please
I had a few drinks and I got a lot on my chest, see
I know you busy working, just need a couple of minutes
So shut up and listen
Pardon my tone, I'm a little messy
(Um, are you okay?)
Well, that's a difficult question for me to answer
It's not that I'm not okay but complexion could lead to banter
It's better for me to blabber and tell 'em I feel enamored
Then to break down the generalizations
Through this senseless chatter, like -
I wonder how the trees feel
They don't ever speak, they just keep still
Though they probably witnessed more than we will
I can't imagine living that long if I ought to be real
Shit, I often think about offing myself just for a cheap thrill
(Do you need help?)
No, I don't need help
It's nothing but a normal thought
I don't know why we see death as unorthodox
Shit, I'll take this boring glock out of my pocket
Cock it and start pouring shots at everyone in this restaurant
And show 'em what I'm talking 'bout
*gunshots*
*screams*
Waitress - "Jay"
Jay - "Huh"
Waitress - "Uh, are you okay?"
Jay - "Yeah, I'm good, I'm sorry, I kinda just zoned out there"
Waitress - "That's alright... Uh... What was the question you had for me?"
Jay - "Umm, you know what? It... It doesn't matter anymore. I had a few drinks. Do you know where the bathroom is?"
Waitress - "Um, yeah, so it's just right down that hallway. First door on your left. Have a goodnight, sir."
*gets out of chair*
*walks to bathroom*
"Fuck, man... I'm fucked up"
*opens bathroom door*
"How the fuck did that waitress know my name?"
*jay pukes*
Fleeting moments pass
Till the void comes to crash
Know the party do not last
So I wonder why I dance, dance, dance
*jay passes out*
But you can't stop the movie when the cameras keep rolling