Caffeinated, everybody knows
There's a dragon below
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
I learned my lessons in the East
A franchise man, surveyor of the eats
I don't work for no one but my wife and son
Out in Washington
I've separated from the brand
I cut the clipboard from my tired hand
Write my name and sew it onto my new shirt
And I go to work
Go to work
Go to work
I am a country man, I am
I pledge allegiance with my diaphragm
Line the walls with photographs of the expired
I'm a gun for hire
I am as loving as I can
I pledge allegiance to my frying pan
For my company, I'll never serve them cold
I have found my gold
Found my gold
Caffeinated, everybody knows
There's a dragon below
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
Satiated, everybody knows
There's a dragon below
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care
I could stay up all night
I could stay up all night
And drive through the great Washington state
I could move anywhere
I could lose all my hair
I'll never make it there
I'll never make it there