Washington State Is Important

Caffeinated, everybody knows

There's a dragon below

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care

I learned my lessons in the East

A franchise man, surveyor of the eats

I don't work for no one but my wife and son

Out in Washington

I've separated from the brand

I cut the clipboard from my tired hand

Write my name and sew it onto my new shirt

And I go to work

Go to work

Go to work

I am a country man, I am

I pledge allegiance with my diaphragm

Line the walls with photographs of the expired

I'm a gun for hire

I am as loving as I can

I pledge allegiance to my frying pan

For my company, I'll never serve them cold

I have found my gold

Found my gold

Caffeinated, everybody knows

There's a dragon below

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care

Satiated, everybody knows

There's a dragon below

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care

I could stay up all night

I could stay up all night

And drive through the great Washington state

I could move anywhere

I could lose all my hair

I'll never make it there

I'll never make it there