Lyrics
Out on the water at the crack of dawn
Boat's loaded up the anglers yawn
Rods and reels bait in the bucket
But the real MVP? That cooler's my trumpet
I check the ice pack it just right
'Cause a soggy lunch ruins the bite
They cast their lines dream of the thrill
But I'm sweatin' the details to foot the bill
Oh I'm a highly paid cooler technician
Master of melt the frost's my mission
Don't let the sandwiches get wet no sir
Keep the water cold make the chips stay crisp and sure
You're a highly paid cooler technician
Gettin' paid to keep the beer ice cold
The rest is just fishin
Which never gets old
Suns beatin' down waves slappin' the side
I dodge the spray keep the dry goods dry
Pickles afloat no mayo mishaps
Thermos of joe steamin' hot laps
They hook a fish holler and cheer
But I'm refreezin' the sodas shiftin' the gear
One wrong splash and the party's a flop
So I guard that Igloo like it's Fort Knox
Oh I'm a highly paid cooler technician
Master of melt the frost's my mission
Don't let the sandwiches get wet no sir
Keep the water cold make the chips stay crisp and sure
You're a highly paid cooler technician
Gettin' paid to keep the beer ice cold
The rest is just fishin
Which never gets old
Sure I know the spots where the big ones hide
Tides and the winds the angler's guide
But truth be told between you and me
It's the chill in that cooler that sets my fee
A six-pack salvation after the fight
Cold ones clinkin' under the starlight
Fish come and go but the ice? That's gold
Keeps the crew happy from young to old
Yeah highly paid cooler technician
Sandwiches dry beer ice cold precision
Fishin' forever it never gets old
Keep it crisp keep it cold hook line and soul!