Lasers and Feelings

In first grade you said I was pretty

In 9th grade you were quiet but witty

Then you moved out to some other city

And became a deranged billionaire

You've got a master plan, and it's evil

Your hopes are for worldwide upheaval

They seem violent and somewhat medieval

But I'm thinking that my love could save you

You've got lasers

And I've got feelings

Your lonely heart could use some healing

You've got lasers

And I've got feelings for you

Everyone in the world knows your name now

And that might give you some comfort somehow

But no one has promised their vows

And I know I'm the right one for you

To me, you just seem so alone

You're collecting your enemies' bones

And you use them in building your throne

And I think I should give you a call

You've got lasers

And I've got feelings

Your lonely heart could use some healing

You've got lasers

And I've got feelings for you

I can see right through your disguise

It's not hard, it only covers your eyes

And I wonder if you ever cry

Or if you ever think about me

I'm not trying to give you a guilt trip

But they won't let me on to your airship

My friends tell me I'm losing my grip

But I want you to know that I care

You've got lasers

And I've got feelings

Your lonely heart could use some healing

You've got lasers

And I've got feelings for you

You've got lasers

And I've got feelings

Why are bad boys so appealing?

You've got lasers

And I've got feelings for you