I'd Rather Be Thin Than Famous

I'd rather be thin than famous

I don't wanna be fat

And a woman throws me out of bed

Calling me "Gordo"

And every time I bend to pick up my suspenders

From the davenport floor

I explode loud huge grunto

And disgust everyone in the familio

I'd rather be thin than famous

But I'm fat

Paste that in your Broadway show