Father of the Year

You see you scarred me

When I was still so young

You didn't harm me

Just taught me to man up

Don't say you're sorry

You never did that once

How you still look me in the eye

After everything I've done

Is so disarming

I kick and scream

You swing and yell

You say those things

(Yeah, but I get over them)

When I'm smokin' tree

And your lip is filled

For our football team

I know we're not the same

I'm just your son

Here's to the father of the year

Everyone raise 'em up

For the father of the year

You see you saved me

You're always there to bail

Like I'm a baby

I never fail to fail

So you berate me

My depression makes me ill

I know I'm not the man you are

But I have harnessed special skills

I swear I'm changing

And I'll be a better man

But I'm too crazy

And you'd never understand

Some things are hazy

And it really makes me sad

That you support me through it all

'Cause I was born into your hands

And now I

Inherit genes

That overwhelm

You're sick of me

(If you think I couldn't tell)

You're always there

And it's why I'm here

I put you through hell

I know we're not the same, I'm just your son

Here's to the father of the year

Everyone raise 'em up

For the father of the year

I thank god that you're here

You made me tough