Lyrics
Oh, d'you see there, him standing in the street?
Mmm, he looks so neat
Listen, maybe I've seen him before
He's running around with all the boys
Oh, love him
Mmm, big thighs
Greet me, greet me in the dark
Shiny, shiny Joan of Arc
When the moonlight starts its glow
Cold hard Helen, queen of them all
She got charisma, got thunderstorms
Like the baby, never, never been born
She got mammon, mammon and the skies
In the cold rooms of her eyes
Oh, Helen of Troy
Oh, Helen of Troy
Oh, Helen of Troy
Oh, Helen of Troy
Oh, look at him, isn't he gorgeous
Such big thighs, all oiled and mine
Oh listen, he's got to go
I want him in my arms to stay
Big fat mama done me wrong
Left me hanging all alone
But that bitch is as old, is as old, is as old, is as old, is as old, is as old
As that, that dirty old crow right out there in the cold
Oh, Helen of Troy
Oh, Helen of Troy
Oh, Helen of Troy
Oh, Helen of Troy
Mercy, mercy, mercy me
I'm so scared, please comfort me
I don't wanna be, don't wanna be your banshee boy
Paying like the house of Troy
Oh, Helen of Troy
Oh, Helen of Troy
Oh, Helen of Troy
Oh, Helen of Troy
Standing there among the lights
Your eyes shining bright
I want you all of the time
Soothe the body and all of you, mine
All
Oh, soothe me with, oh, lots of gel
Lubricate me, don't hate me
But you're swimming