I can't smell that cat shit, over by the door
Up and down the hallway, I don't smell it anymore
I keep my collections, everywhere
Some are out, in the yard
Now they say, I have to clean it up
And it's gonna be hard
'Cause I am not a hoarder
Of tools and food and such
'Cause if I was a hoarder
It would not be worth much
When I print these things on eBay
These magazines and trolls
I'm going to be a millionaire
'Cause that's just how I roll
I can't see the toxic mold
Creeping up the walls
Underneath those boxes of
Telephones and dolls
I keep my, collections close to me
All my special stuff
Now they say, I have to clean it up
And that's gonna be tough
'Cause I am not a hoarder
Of tools and food and such (tools and food and such)
'Cause if I was a hoarder
It would not be worth much (would not be worth much)
When I print these things on eBay
These magazines and trolls
I'm going to be a millionaire
'Cause that's just how I roll
I haven't opened up that fridge, since 1999
But it has all been cold in there
So I am sure that chicken's fine
I can't let those bureaucrats
Tell me what to do
I've spent many years, collecting, Avon and shampoo
I keep my collections all around
So careful where you go
You might disturb the skeletons
Of pets I used to know
'Cause I am not a hoarder
Of tools and food and such (tools and food and such)
'Cause if I was a hoarder
It would not be worth much (would not be worth much)
When I print these things on eBay
This is the day caparge and told
I'm going to be a millionaire
'Cause that's just how I roll
I'm gonna be a millionaire
'Cause that's just how I roll
That's right