The Hoarder Song

I can't smell that cat shit, over by the door

Up and down the hallway, I don't smell it anymore

I keep my collections, everywhere

Some are out, in the yard

Now they say, I have to clean it up

And it's gonna be hard

'Cause I am not a hoarder

Of tools and food and such

'Cause if I was a hoarder

It would not be worth much

When I print these things on eBay

These magazines and trolls

I'm going to be a millionaire

'Cause that's just how I roll

I can't see the toxic mold

Creeping up the walls

Underneath those boxes of

Telephones and dolls

I keep my, collections close to me

All my special stuff

Now they say, I have to clean it up

And that's gonna be tough

'Cause I am not a hoarder

Of tools and food and such (tools and food and such)

'Cause if I was a hoarder

It would not be worth much (would not be worth much)

When I print these things on eBay

These magazines and trolls

I'm going to be a millionaire

'Cause that's just how I roll

I haven't opened up that fridge, since 1999

But it has all been cold in there

So I am sure that chicken's fine

I can't let those bureaucrats

Tell me what to do

I've spent many years, collecting, Avon and shampoo

I keep my collections all around

So careful where you go

You might disturb the skeletons

Of pets I used to know

'Cause I am not a hoarder

Of tools and food and such (tools and food and such)

'Cause if I was a hoarder

It would not be worth much (would not be worth much)

When I print these things on eBay

This is the day caparge and told

I'm going to be a millionaire

'Cause that's just how I roll

I'm gonna be a millionaire

'Cause that's just how I roll

That's right