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Um, hi, my name is Scoochie Boochie
I was born from a volcano, and now I'm the best rapper in the
United States
Well met, my dude
I am Esthelthefelethl
Of the High Elves
Welcome to the Good Good Wood
Thanks
Yeah so my story is pretty straightforward
My mom's a volcano: MagMa
And my dad is a guy named Hoogy
But I never knew him
Until I had a vision
I smoked some Eternity Purp I had this vision of my dad
Locked away in this high stone tower
And so then
Our ship computer Helen
Was able to triangulate the stars
From my vision to figure out what planet
Turns out it's this planet: Areas
But when we got here, ship loses power
And despite the best efforts of the
Best damn pilot in the galaxy, Dax Pulsar
We crash land
I fell out of the ship, landed in a water hazard go splasher style
Which, also, you guys golf?
Of course, man. Golf is the perfect stoner sport
It is literally strolling around a manicured meadow with your friends
And you know we're smoking on that lawful good
The High Elf told Scoochie the tower he sought must be the Shitadel
The porcelain fortress of King Stink
So Scoochie set out across the Desert of No Really Great Chips
And there he fell into hallucinations