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Yo, drop it
Uh, yo
This beat right here is so, so funky
It'll make you go, "Mmm", yeah
So what I'ma do is drop these funky lyrics
On the count of three
One, two, three
Now this is one of those medleys
That you can calm your nerves to
Sit back, relax, grab a drink, you deserve to
Workin' all day, I'm sure you need a break
So pump up this portion of your Craig G tape
It's sorta funky, the tempo's crazy slow
So you can understand every word of my flow
Don't rush the dance floor, 'cause this ain't on a dance tip
We made the rhythm smooth, so you can clap your hands with the
Kick, the snare, the sample's crazy rare
So don't look to the breakbeats, nah, it ain't there
It's here, at Marley's House of Hits
And I'm a representative, my songs are like the sh
Whether in October, November, May, or June
We'll always keep the rhythms
That'll make you go, "Mmm"
Yo, it'll make you go, "Mmm"
Now you know I couldn't have a funky, funky track like this
Without droppin' somethin' on a freestyle tip
So rappers, hold your nose, the funk is overwhelmin' me
I know this beat is dope, so kid, what are you tellin' me?
Nothin', it's smooth but rather rough in
Certain areas to keep the party jumpin'
So yo, wave your hands side to side
Hold up, did I say Electric Slide?
Alright then, I know it seems frightenin'
You don't know how to flow, so yo, put down your mic and
Wait 'til your own release date
'Cause I don't understand what makes you think you're great
Is it your lyrics or your label's phat push?
You don't even know, so Monty, won't you shush?
Get a grip, 'cause once you hear this tune
I bet a million dollars
That it'll make you go, "Mmm"
Yeah, I bet it makes you go, "Mmm"
Homeboy, you're buggin' me, plus your girl is crazy ugly
Her face looks like a pig, her hair looks like a rug to me
So why'd you enter into this threshold?
Alright, I get it, to prove that you are bold
But homie, you don't need all that
Just drop a funky rap onto a funky track
'Cause that's the way that it's usually done
And if your song is hype, your song will overcome
And then, kid, you'll be all in it
But the most important thing is to be consistent
'Cause if you don't, you'll never be in tune
But me, I keep the rhythms
That'll make you go, "Mmm", yeah
You know I keep the rhythms
That'll make you go, "Mmm"
Craig G is in here
For the '90s, mmm
Peace
You know, my funky rhythms that'll make you go, "Mmm"