(I'll Be Glad When You're Dead) You Rascal You

I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you (you rascal you)

I'll be glad when you're in your grave, you dog (you dirty dog)

When your dead and in your grave, no more ravioli will you crave

I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you (you rascal you)

I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you (you rascal you)

I'll be glad when you're in your grave, you dog (you dirty dog)

I invite you to my house for a meal; all my meatballs you try to steal!

Oh, you're a dirty dog (you dirty dog)

I will be glad when you're dead, you rascal you (you rascal you)

I'll be glad when you're in your grave, you dog (you dirty dog)

I'll be standing on the corner plastered, when they bring your body by

Oh, you're a devil you!

I will be glad, I will be glad

I will be glad, you little rascal

I will be glad when you're dead, boy

I will be glad, I will be glad

I will be glad, I will be glad

I will be glad when you're dead, boy

I will be glad, I will be glad, I will be glad, I will be glad, I will be glad, I will be glad, I will be glad

I will be glad, I will be glad

I will be glad when you're dead, boy

I will be glad, you little rascal

I will be glad when you're dead

I will be glad, I will be glad

I will be glad when you're dead, boy

I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you