Playthang

(That's a fly heinie)

I'm your playthang, baby

(Won't you come play with me?)

Just flip this switch, and you'll go crazy

(Won't you come play with me?)

I'm your playthang, baby

(Won't you come play with me?)

I operate just for the ladies

(Won't you come play with me?)

(Hey, hey-hey)

(Won't you come play with me?)

(Hey, hey-hey)

(Won't you come play with me?)

Soft and cuddly, hard and ready

Pipe fitting like a jackrabbit, quick but steady

Squeeze me, tease me

If you don't believe me

Pull the black leather to relieve me

Yes, the rap star deluxe saga

Grab my joystick and change my behavior?

I come equipped with remote

I got six levels from beginners to the pros

Level one is for the young dumb bum

And a boyfriend that couldn't make her cum

Push level one and I start to vibrate

Gently put me on the spot and you'll shake

Level two is a little steamier

Put me in your socket and I'll make me even creamier

And then you grab my string and pull the damn thing

'till you make your toy scream

Now, sit your toy up and you can ride it

Bring all your friends

Let 'em all watch, you could share, don't hide it

You got my batteries, freak

Drop them double d's on my chest and I'll speak, I'm your playthang

I'm your playthang, baby

(Won't you come play with me?)

Just flip this switch, and you'll go crazy

(Won't you come play with me?)

I'm your playthang, baby

(Won't you come play with me?)

I operate just for the ladies

(Won't you come play with me?)

Now, your friend kinda likes level three

At no more expense, she can play with me

On level three, I start deflating

Blow me up, and now I'm highly motivated

I can jump, twist, turn, slide

Wiggle and squirm until I'm wizzin' up your perm

Yes, I'm graphic, but I'm made like that

I ain't a P.C., baby, I'm a Mac

So put me up and press get info

Read my bio, you find I'm a good hoe though

And it's a no-no to put me on zero

'Cause if you do, I'll shut you down

And then oh-oh, (oh-oh)

I come complete with a squirt gun

I shoot it when my work's done and then I gotta run

But I'm created by Dangalang Swangers Incorporated

Makers of the things your granny hated, the playthang

(Hey, hey-hey)

(Won't you come play with me?)

(Hey, hey-hey)

(Won't you come play with me?)

(Hey, hey-hey)

(Won't you come play with me?)

(Hey, hey-hey)

(Won't you come play with me?)

I'm your playthang, baby

(Won't you come play with me?)

Just flip this switch, and you'll go crazy

(Won't you come play with me?)

I'm your playthang, baby

(Won't you come play with me?)

I operate just for the ladies

(Won't you come play with me?)

Your playthang loves to go bang

Chase your little monkey 'till I get the monkey tamed

And then bounce up and down when I catch it

I respect it, but it's been a bad monkey

So I pack it and jump on up to level six

So I can throw new thangs in the monkey toy mix

With blistering speed, I start to pound

Now give your toy a bath and lay your toy down, (ooh)

I'm your playthang, baby

(Won't you come play with me?)

Just flip this switch, and you'll go crazy

(Won't you come play with me?)

I'm your playthang, baby

(Won't you come play with me?)

I operate just for the ladies

(Won't you come play with me?)

(Hey, hey-hey)

(Won't you come play with me?)

(Hey, hey-hey)

(Won't you come play with me?)

Won't you come, won't you?

Won't you come play with me?

Won't you come, won't you?

Won't you come play with me?

Won't you come, won't you?

Won't you come play with me?

Won't you come, won't you?

Won't you come play with me?