I. The Chronicles of Areas Book V Dadquest

The Chronicles of Areas, Book V: DadQuest

All right so

Okay so it i mean it's pretty straightforward honestly

It's um i mean okay so it used to be flat as fuck for real

Till there came a man whose wind was so strong

He carved the landscape into like valleys and mountains

And they called him the Assvatar

And he gave our world its shape

Oh and its name: Areas

And basically it is said that you know

The Heir of Areas is going to return one day

And overthrow the evil King Stink

So then, okay so I'm on lunch

I'm about to delete some quesadillas

And basically you fall from the sky

And land in a water hazard on the 13th hole, man

So so yeah

So what's up

So what's up

What's your deal, scoochie bochie?