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Hey guys! What happens when you give dogs, cats
Monkeys, and bullfrogs music lessons? Check it out!
Ladies and gentlemen, you are now
Listening to Wayne's All-Animal Orchestra
Bullfrog, give me some bass!
C'mon, crickets!
And I shall be giving the vocals
If I could talk to the animals, just imagine it
Chattin' with a chimp in chimpanzee
Imagine talkin' to a tiger, chattin' with a cheetah
What a neat achievement it would be
If we could talk to the animals and learn their languages
Maybe take an animal degree
I'd study elephant and eagle, buffalo and beagle
Alligator, guinea pig, and flea
I would converse in polar bear and python
I'd sing a verse in fluent kangaroo
If people asked me, "Wayne, you speak rhinoceros?"
I'd say, "Of courserous! Can't you?"
If I conferred with our furry friends, man to animal
Think of the amazing repartee
If I could walk with the animals, talk with the animals
Grunt, squeak and squawk with the animals
And know that they could talk to me!
Alright, orchestra, how do they say, "Let me hear my dogs"?
C'mon, chickens!
Cows, hit me!
Piggy, piggy, piggy, go!
If I could talk to the animals, think what fun we'd have
Askin' over crocodiles for tea
Or maybe lunch with two or three lions, walruses and sea lions
What a lovely place the world would be
If I spoke slang to orangutans, oh, the advantages
Anyone on earth could plainly see
Discussing Eastern European dramas with intellectual llamas
That's a big step forward, you'll agree
I'd learn to speak in antelope and turtle
My Pekinese would be extremely good
If I were asked to sing in hippopotamus
I'd say, "Whynotamous?" and I would
If you just stop and think of it, there's no doubt of it
I could win a place in history
If I could walk with the animals and talk with the animals
Grunt, squeak and squawk with the animals
And they could squeak and squawk and squeak and talk to me
Nicely done! And... take five!