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Have you seen this new kid in school?
I think, think he's kind of crazy, I think there's something wrong with him
And, yeah, he keeps rolling his R's for no reason
He tried to sell me weed when I was walking in this morning
Bro, did you hear? He finger-fucked Sally in the girls' restroom
What? Why? Why is he in the girls' restroom?
That dirty bitch, she let me do the same thing
He was in the nurse's office, he stole all the cough syrup
Shit, cuz, I just grabbed a deuce off of him
Alright, alright, class, calm down, calm down, sit down
Sit down, let's get started
Alright, class, today I'm gonna introduce a new student all the way from Baytown, Texas
Bay City
What was that?
I said Bay City, ho
Oh, oh, sorry, Bay City, Texas, and this is Virgil
All right, Virgil, do you have any questions for me or the class?
Yeah, ho, when recess start?