Lyrics
Thank you for dinner last night at Los Margaritos
I'm sorry I complained about the quality of the beef in my burrito
I'm sorry I said I'd rather be eating a bag of Cheetos
I'm sorry I said I'd rather be bathing in a bathtub full of Fritos
I wish we could all go back right now to Los Margaritos
I wish we could all go back right now to Los Margaritos
Now everyone has flown away
And I'm watching the day fade
I got no plans at all tonight
Nobody's calling and it's a Saturday
It's April fools and I got no pranks
No practical jokes today
I'm the asshole alone on the couch
Who rained on everybody's parade
Now I'm sitting here alone watching the tourist
Boat (tourist boat) float away (float away)
Now I'm sitting here watching the ferry
Boat (ferry boat) float away (float away)
And the moment I couldn't help but wish to wiggle out
I tried to put my smiling face on
But I couldn't control my bowel (bowel, bowel, bowel, bowel)
And the kids are young and I feel so dumb
'Cause I never know what to say to 'em
And I sit there remembering the time when I was their age
And it makes me glum
It's complicated stuff
My brain's like a load of walsh being spun (spun)
My brain's like a load of walsh being spun
But thank you for dinner last night, it really was the sweetest thing
It's a nice memory now as things can be
When in hindsight, you're reflecting
The guacamole wasn't bad
The chips were okay
The lemon wedge was fresh right there
On the edge of my glass of iced tea
I wish I was big enough to overcome my tension and my unease
But who said sitting around with those
Who you love is always an easy ease
Who said sitting around with those whom you love is an easy ease
The elements, the idiosyncrasies, the convoluted complexities
The baggage, the history
What things are like now compared to how they used to be
Remember the times when we put our toes in the ocean
And we went tide pooling
Remember when we could walk to the shore
And back without moaning or groaning
I'm definitely not a kid anymore going from yard to yard lawnmowing
I'm definitely not a kid anymore going from house to house cornered
We're definitely not kids anymore in the backseat of our parents' car
Taking trips to Niagara Falls
We're definitely not kids anymore wondering
If our parents are in the other room
Listening in to our phone calls
Anyhow, thank you again for dinner at Los Margaritos
Next time, dinner on me
Let's try cioppino's
It's lonely tonight
Eating my celery sticks and sipping on Pellegrino's
I wish we could all be together again right now
Straighten our necks to watch boring kitty-cat videos
Together as a family having dinner at Los Margaritos
I wish we could all go back right now to Los Margaritos
I wish we could all go back right now to Los Margaritos