Jose & Mark

Welcome back to Sports Chat

I'm standing here with two fellas who are having a heck of a year

The Bash Brothers

At this point, guys, I think everyone knows who you are

But just in case, why don't you introduce yourselves?

Oh, okay, well

They call me José

And I'm Mark

José

And I'm Mark

Go, José, go, oiled up like Rambo

Take a needle out my butt and hop in the Lambo'

The anabolics got me feelin' bionic

'Cause you know I'm indestructible

I'm José, I'm Mark, you're a stud, and you're a thoroughbred stallion

Necks laced up with the "Let's Bash Medallion"

Rollin' to Hilltop Mall to get a pager

Got girls of every flavor because we're in the majors

Freaks, hit up my Skytel, I'll come mess up your Maybelline

My beeper beeping more than my dialysis machine

Kidney failure's just part of the game

We're not ashamed now the world knows my motherfucking name

They call me José

And I'm Mark

José

And I'm Mark

Canseco, can make the hoes go low

Slow-mo for your bro, one time otro

Nineteen-eighty-ocho the year of the lobo

The whole Bay love me cause' I'm so bolo

Speeding though San Fran, got a pass from the po-po

Pumpin' my andros then wash 'em down with SoCo

Try and touch my Jheri curls I'll put you in a choke hold

Hit the Taco Bell and got the extra guacamolo

Hotbox the whole Lambo' with Pakalolo

And teach me that taekwondo, though

Well step into my dojo

Cocaine fists cave your nose hole

They don't know though, we like Samwise and Frodo

But also like Dorothy and Toto

But way more swole bro

Our bodies are loco, that's why they're chanting

José (José, José, José)

And I'm Mark

José (José, José, José)

My name is Mark McGwire, I play first base

They call me José (José, José, José)

(And I'm Mark, I'm Mark and I'm Mark)