Lyrics
TCP/IP, I’m riding the stream,
HTTPS, encrypting the dream.
DNS up, no phishing for me,
VPN locked, I’m roaming free.
SSH in, the keys to my heart,
TLS strong, no tearing apart.
DMZ clear, firewalls in line,
BYOD? Not on my time.
PKI signs the trust in the air,
IAM rules, permissions are fair.
SIEM logs, the alerts don’t lie,
MFA tight, no spoofers apply.
RBAC controls, least privilege game,
EPP shields, malware’s to blame.
SOC is lit, hunting the threat,
IoC found, but don’t panic yet.
LOL at APTs,
IDS and IPS protect me.
From DDoS waves to SQL screams,
I’m the CISO in your cyber dreams.
Zero trust, my framework flows,
NIST guides me where the network goes.
GDPR, I’ve got compliance in sight,
HIPAA rules keep the health data tight.
CYOD, keep your data in place,
WAF defends with a layered embrace.
From the SOC to the DNS tree,
These acronyms are my melody.