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He isn't much of a speaker
But he does speak his mind
Folks listen and take the grain of
Salt he leaves behind
Ordinary people
Who watch him as he stands
And garnishes his diatribe
By throwing up his hands
You might have noticed that
Never met an opinion he didn't have
Never met an opinion
Oh yeah
He never met an opinion he didn't have
Politics and religion
Yankee sluggers and bats
The best cars in the USA and the
Best dogs and cats
The best steak in Texas
The best ribs in town
Time for a change in the White House
He never lets us down
Because he never
Never met an opinion he didn't have
Never met an opinion
Oh yeah
He never met an opinion he didn't have
Don't want to label somebody
Don't want to dwell on it, but
Don't want to lend my ear to some
Pontificating nut!
Oh
Popsicles are still the king
Quiescently frozen dessert
He doesn't think that Bernie's gay, but
Quite certainly Burt
We just need more weapons
To launch a new attack
If we just move the Middle East
That'll get us out of Iraq
Just my opinion, but uh
He never met an opinion he didn't have
Never met an opinion
Oh yeah
He never met an opinion he didn't have
He never met an opinion he didn't have
Never met an opinion
Oh yeah
He never met an opinion he didn't have