I Pissed My Pants

I PISSED MY PANTS

THE TOILET WAS JUST TO FAR

I DRUNK TOO MUCH DAMN BEER

I TRIED TO HOLD IT IN

BUT MY BLADDER JUST GAVE IN

AND I PISSED RIGHT THROUGH MY DRAWERS

RIGHT THROUGH MY WRANGLER DRAWERS

I PISSED

I PISSED

RIGHT THROUGH MY DRAWERS