Happy Day In Hell

I can do this, somehow I know it

I'll get Heaven behind my plans (Charlie, hold on)

There's just no way I could blow it

Not this once in а lifetime chance (it's just a meeting)

To change their minds and touch their hearts

Or whatever angels have (this could be bad)

Cheer up, Vaggy, this could be swell

Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell

Okay, but just don't sing to them (that bitch is halfway down the street)

Is she? (Oh, she's dancin')

Uh, no

There's a warm, fuzzy feelin' that wafts through the air

Every street so revealing, it's hard not to stare

It's a realm so appealing, it beats anywhere

If you don't mind the smell

It's a happy day in hell

Hi, mister! (Go fuck yourself!)

There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul (hello)

Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole (oh, excuse me)

Doin' what is required, we all have our role

I'm not doin' well

Another shitty day in hell

If I can show them the dream I've dreamed

That any soul can change ('cause angels minds are hard to change)

Then they will know everyone can be redeemed

From the evil to the strange (they're bloodthirsty and deranged)

I can hear all their stories, the lost and displaced

And I know that they're more of an acquired taste

But if I open the door and I give them a place

At my Hazbin Hotel

It'll be a happy day in hell

From the porn studio, where the cinephiles go

To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows

To the cannibal town, where they don't wear a frown

'Cause, holy shit, oh, my gosh, why?

And I don't give a crow that his brain's got in my eye

'Cause I know I can spare them from Heaven's genocide

I can do this, I just know it (there's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul)

I'll get Heaven (ah-ah) behind my plans

There's just no way I could blow it (kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole)

Not this once (ah-ah) in а lifetime chance to change their minds (and touch my parts!)