I Like It Small

I like it, I like it, I like it small

I like it, I like it, I like it small

I'm not on some grandiose trip

I'm fine with little sips

I'm good with Gladys, sans the Pips

Now let me go down the list

Minimal production, low yields

Intimate settings, limited appeal

Dingy basements, short runs

No expectations, wait, I'm not done

I like it, I like it, I like it small

I like it, I like it, I like it small

I don't need no magnum

A snub nose will do just fine

And I'll take GG Allin

Over Long Dong Silver anytime

And when I orgy, I cap it at 12

Any more than that, I get overwhelmed

Don't you sweat the little things

I like to try to sneak them in

I keep them tucked in my vest

What they might be, you can only guess

And when I show my hand

You will finally understand

That I've got big enough balls

To admit I like it small

I like it, I like it, I like it small

I like it, I like it, I like it small

I like it, I like it, I like it small

I like it, I like it, I like it small

I like it, I like it, I like it small

I like it, I like it, I like it small

I like it, I like it, I like it small

I like it, I like it, I like it small

I like it, I like it, I like it small

I like it, I like it, I like it small

I like it, I like it, I like it small

I like it, I like it, I like it small