Lyrics
We ended up coming back to my house in
Florida down there it was New Year's
Eve we all went over to Grandpa's house
Watch his balls drop and, uh and, uh
(laughs) That's comedy right there
I tell you that's that's
A funny there anyway
My grandma's a hypochondriac she
Thought she was
Getting lip cancer from secondhand chew
So, uh we was all over at
The house out there and, uh, we was looking
Through some scrapbooks and stuff i found out
That I was a C-section baby, and
I didn't know that and, uh, it
Was really cool found out, uh
Section C of a Waylon Jennings concert a
Long time ago it was real nice
I remеmber one time
I always likеd to hunt i always liked doing
That i got in trouble in Montana
I shot an elk and I was at the Elk's
Lodge, that was the problem there, but but
Uh
I got a bunch- I got three sisters my
One sister, big ol' sister and, uh
She's always a hypochondriac she
Always she's got cancer or tumors
Or whatever we was sitting on the couch the
Other day watching TV
She'd go like this all the time
'What the hell?' yeah
She'd dig in her hind
End like this it's irritating me i'm like
'What are you doing digging in
Your hind end?' She's like
'There's a tumor up there' 'You ain't
Got a tumor in your damn
Crack' She goes, 'Well
There's a hard lump up
In there look up in there
See if you see something up in-'
'I ain't looking in your ass
For a tumor on a Sunday, for God's sake go
To the doctor' She went to the doctor
Spent $340 you know what it was?
A Milk Dud you believe
That? She sat on it watching
Walker Texas Ranger forgot all
About it she goes, 'I better
Go to the doctor, get a complete