The Revolution (Will Not Be Monetized)

You will not be posted up at the Tilt, homie

You will not be able to log in, like it, then opt out

You will not be able to nod into a dab and dip

Dip out during pop-up ads

Because the revolution will not be monetized

The revolution will not be monetized

The revolution will not be bought out by Facebook

And four-part ads that sell your personal data to Cambridge Analytics

The revolution will not show you GIFs of Trump tweeting obscenities

And leading a charge by Jeff Sessions, John Kelly, or Mike Pence

To eat taco bowls liberated from Trump Tower Grill

The revolution will not be monetized

The revolution will not be brought to you by Netflix

And will not star Jennifer Lawrence and Liam Hemsworth

Or SpongeBob and Randall

The revolution will not get you more follows

The revolution will not get rid of the haters

The revolution will not be your perfect image post filter

'Cause the revolution will not be monetized, y'all

There will be no selfies of you and LeBron James

Brandishing trending ironic protest signs in Pershing Square

Or promoting parties to oppose pipelines on stolen land

Instagram will not live-stream a winner at 4:15

Or feature stories from 29 verified influencers

'Cause the revolution will not be monetized

There will be no iPhone X videos of one time

Shooting down brothers in the instant replay

There will be no Galaxy 9 videos of 5-

0 Shooting down brothers in the instant replay

There will be no memes of Shaun King being

Dragged on Twitter with multicolored dreadlocks

There will be no flower crown selfie of Obama strolling through Chiraq

In an Ian McKaye Black Lives Matter teepee

He'd been saving for just the proper occasion

The Voice, The Bachelor, and the Kardashians

Will no longer seem so relevant

And people will not care if Olivia

Finally gets down with Vince on Scandal

Because Black people will be in the street

Rewriting this historical American horror story