Lyrics
I'm the son of a third generation farmer
I've been married ten years to a farmer's daughter
I'm a God fearin' hard workin' combine driver
Hoggin' up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a luggin' 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester
Three miles of cars layin' on their horns
Fallin' on deaf ears of corn
Lined up behind me like a big parade
Of late to work road raged jerks
Shoutin' obscene words flippin' me the bird
Well, you may be on a state paved road
But that blacktop runs through my payload
Excuse me for tryin' to do my job
But this year ain't been no bumper crop, nah, nah
If you don't like the way I'm a drivin'
Get back on the interstate
Otherwise sit tight and be nice
And quit your honkin' at me that way
'Cause I'm a son of a third generation farmer
I've been married ten years to a farmer's daughter
I got two boys in the county 4-H
I'm a lifetime sponsor of the F.F.a.
Hay, that's what I make
I make a lotta hay for a little pay
But I'm proud to say
I'm a God fearin' hard workin' combine driver
Hoggin' up the road on my a p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a lugin' 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester
Well, I know you got your own deadlines
But cussin' me ain't savin' no time, hoss
This big-wheeled wide load ain't goin' any faster
So just smile and wave and tip your hat
To the girl up on the tractor
I'm a son of a third generation farmer
I've been married ten years to a farmer's daughter
I got two boys in the county 4-H
I'm a lifetime sponsor of the F.F.a.
Hay, that's what I make
I make a lot of hay for a little pay
But I'm proud to say
I'm a God fearin' hard workin' combine driver
Hoggin' up the road on my p-p-p-plower
Chug a lug a lugin' 5 miles an hour
On my International Harvester