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Squirrels in the basement
Raccoons in the walls
Centipedes with stingers
Do not feed to dogs
Guaranteed humane
Yes we have live bait
Creak in the crawlspace
Could be deadly snakes
We always aim for
The right kind of rage
We'll sterilize your yard
Run your dogs around the park
Now we have rental cars
Stop by our cocktail bar
Call us day or night
We'll haul your trees away
Buy our turf blend
Stays green for centuries
Never mow again
We'll sterilize your yard
Run your cats around the park
Now try our rental cars
Stop by our sandwich bar
Call us any time at night
Call us day or night