Lyrics
Subject: Doudou
Location: sector sink
Status: tasting in progress
White plastic soaking
In a charcoal grave
A cocktail of soaps
That the humans gave
But the feline nose detects
A hint of the past
A vintage aroma
That's built to last
She leans to the stream
She stares at the foam
The most dangerous sommelier
In the home
It's the sommelier of the sink
She's taking
A very illegal drink
Notes of clay
And a touch of the wild
It's Eau de Toilette
For the problem child
Body: heavy
Aroma: earthy
Mouthfeel: slightly sandy
Rating: five paws
Lick lick
Forget the filtered water
Forget the crystal bowl
She wants the soup
That cleanses her soul