Re: Your Brains

Heya, Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall

It's good to see you, buddy, how've you been?

Things have been okay for me, except that I'm a zombie now

I really wish you'd let us in

I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand

Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand?

But here's an FYI

You're all gonna die screaming

(All we wanna do is eat your brains)

We're not unreasonable

I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes

(All we wanna do is eat your brains)

We're at an impasse here

Maybe we should compromise

If you open up the doors

We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?

Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?

Maybe that's okay for now, but someday you'll be out of food and guns

Then you'll have to make the call

I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough

You never had the head for all that bigger-picture stuff

But, Tom, that's what I do

And I plan on eating you slowly

(All we wanna do is eat your brains)

We're not unreasonable

I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes

(All we wanna do is eat your brains)

We're at an impasse here

Maybe we should compromise

If you open up the doors

We'll all come inside and eat your brains

I'd like to help you, Tom, in any way I can

I sure appreciate the way you're working with me

I'm not a monster, Tom, well, technically I am

I guess I am

I've got another meeting, Tom, maybe we could wrap it up

I know we'll get to common ground somehow

Meanwhile, I'll report back to my colleagues, who were chewing on the doors

I guess we'll table this for now

I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well

Thank you for your time, I know we're all busy as hell

And we'll put this thing to bed

When I bash your head open

(All we wanna do is eat your brains)