You're Only Happy When You're Miserable

Go sell your snake oil to someone you used to know

I've heard you whining 'til my motor just won't go

The sky ain't fallin' although I know you wished it would

I almost hate to tell you that I'm leaving you for good

You're only happy when you're miserable

I'm all amped up you're all clamped down

I never seen you with your good half full

Worst case scenario, yeah that's a girl I know

Go tell your mother it was all my fault

Your baby brother I ain't worth my salt

Your bold prediction that I'd bail on you

Turns out my nightmare is your dream come true

You're only happy when you're miserable

Go on and run it in the ground

High time I get it through my own thick skull

Your doomsday fantasy, means more to you than me

You're only happy when you're miserable

Don't know the last time that I've seen you smile

I only know that it's been a long, long awhile

I tried to change you like I thought I should

You pulled the wool on me, it ain't no mystery

You court disaster with a surgeon's skill

I've got good news for you, I've had my fill

The sun is shinin' and you're pullin' out your hair

To close to crazy to pretend I even care

You're only happy when you're miserable

I ramp it up you clamp it down

You've made an art form out of pitiful

It's rainin' cats and dogs

You'd rather snakes and frogs

You're only happy when you're miserable

You're only happy when you're miserable

You're only happy when you're miserable

You're only happy when you're miserable