Irish Pub Song

Well, you're walkin' through a city street, you could be in Peru

And you hear a distant calling and you know it's meant for you

Then you drop what you were doing and you join the merry mob

And before you know just where you are, you're in an Irish pub

They've got one in Honolulu, they've got one in Moscow too

They got four of them in Sydney and a couple in Kathmandu

So whether you sing or pull a pint, you'll always have a job

'Cause where ever you go around the world you'll find an Irish pub

Now that design is fairly simple and it usually works the same

You'll have 'Razor Houghton' scoring in the Ireland, England game

And you know you're in an Irish pub the minute you're in the door

For a couple of boys with bodhrans will be murdering Christy Moore

They've got one in Honolulu, they've got one in Moscow too

They got four of them in Sydney and a couple in Kathmandu

So whether you sing or pull a pint, you'll always have a job

'Cause wherever you go around the world you'll find an Irish pub

Now the owner is Norwegian and the manager comes from Cork

And the lad that's holding up the bar says 'Only Eejits Work'

He was born and bred in Bolton but his mammy's from Kildare

And he's going to make his fortune soon and move to County Clare

They've got one in Honolulu, they've got one in Moscow too

They got four of them in Sydney and a couple in Kathmandu

So whether you sing or pull a pint, you'll always have a job

'Cause wherever you go around the world you'll find an Irish pub

Now it's time for me to go, I have to catch me train

So I'll leave ye sitting at the bar and face the wind and rain

For I'll have that pint you owe me, if I'm not gone on the dry

When we meet next week in Frankford in the fields of Athenry

They've got one in Honolulu, they've got one in Moscow too

They got four of them in Sydney and a couple in Kathmandu

So whether you sing or pull a pint, you'll always have a job

'Cause where ever you go around the world you'll find an Irish pub

They've got one in Honolulu, they've got one in Moscow too

They got four of them in Sydney and a couple in Kathmandu