Redneck Vikings from Hell

Hell yeah!

Well you can smell gunpowder in the air tonight

So you better not leave the house

Cause like a freight train runnin'

You can hear them boys comin'

Like a hurricane from the south

And they say if you hear but a single note

From those wicked tunes they write

You'll be cursed to be a redneck

From now 'til you die

Summoned forth and filled with sulfur, vinegar, and piss

When they said that the south would rise again

They didn't think it'd be quite like this

See that dust cloud drawing near?

Friend, your reckoning is here

So tear your shirt off swing it round

Grab that beer and slam it down

Brace yourselves, they're coming to your town

We've sailed the oceans and climbed every mountain

Faced every army and conquered them all

Infamous near and far

Y'all all know who we are

We're the mother fuckin' redneck vikings

Well friend, you may be wondering

Whether you've got what it takes to be a real redneck viking

I guess we'll have to find out, won't we?

See, some folks would say that you had to be born down south

And still others would say the frozen north, but I reckon that ain't it

See, when it comes down to it, it ain't about

Where you were born or how you were raised

Being a redneck viking is about one thing

Whether you know how to fuckin' party

So let's show 'em how we do it down in North Carolina boys

Let's go

We've sailed the oceans and climbed every mountain

Faced every army and conquered them all

Infamous near and far

Y'all all know who we are

We're the mother fuckin' Redneck Vikings from Hell

The sun rose that morning on little more than a pile

Of ash and smouldering ruin

And the boys? Well, their task was done

It was time for them to head home

Far are the lands we roam

Still we e'er find our way back home

We spell Valhalla the redneck way

C-A-R-O-L-I-N-A

Feared and respected from North to the South

Best have eyes on your ass if your running your mouth

But throw in with us and you'll never regret

Cause life as a viking's as good as it gets

We fend through the shit and we still stand tall

When it's time to party you know who to call

Redneck Vikings from Hell