Lyrics
Ever and a day, on my way, on my way
I thought about this for a while, here's what I have to say
I punched a girl in the face, pretty fun when I was five
I got my head kicked by a horse, but I am still alive
Sounds like the last thing to be... is me
My self confidence grew and I tried to be cool
Jumped from a ten foot platform, but I missed the pool
Then it finally happened, what overnight made me a pro
Age thirteen, front row, maiden show
Sounds like the last thing to be
Sounds really lame, but not to me
It's pretty, pretty, pretty amazing
How the condition became so severe
It's pretty, pretty awkwardly crazy
How little expertise still lives in here
Write a word, sing a note, in the next episode
Pay the rent, what a fuss, ride around in a bus, yeah
It's pretty, pretty, pretty amazing to see
How boring it is to be me
G-g-g-guest list, people keep knocking on the door
Pina Colada sipping, Jäger dripping on the floor
I look around in my place, a thousand things that I'd prefer
My only luxury item is flavored toilet paper
Sounds like the last thing to be
I got no flatscreen, digital, super XYZ
But when I turn the TV on, myself is smiling at me
I got no money in the bank and no midget named Joe
I got no bitches in my pool, but a music video
Sounds like the last thing to be
Sounds really lame, but not to me
It's pretty, pretty, pretty amazing
How the condition became so severe
It's pretty, pretty awkwardly crazy
How little expertise still lives in here
Write a word, sing a note, in the next episode
Pay the rent, what a fuss, ride around in a bus, yeah
It's pretty, pretty, pretty amazing to see
How boring it is to be me
Don't feel sorry for me, let's high five and embrace
Because I don't need to have a new name and face
I'm alright, I'm okay, it's my game that I play
Don't feel sorry for me, let's high five and embrace
Because I don't need to have a new name and face
I'm alright, I'm okay, it's my game that I play
Still it is pretty, pretty, pretty amazing