Misfortune's Apprentice (Tick Tock Treasury Album Version)

Oh, Misfortune, everything I know isn't much, I know for certain

Oh, Misfortune, everything I've done isn't much for so much worrying

Oh, Misfortune, in another world I would be a different person

Oh, Misfortune, given happenstance I would not make your acquaintance

Oh, Misfortune

Oh, Misfortune

Oh, Misfortune, every circumstance leads to all of my misgivings

Oh, Misfortune, from a backward glance I should be the one forgiving

Oh, Misfortune, from what I've derived, makes it clear I'm undeserving

Oh, Misfortune, do explain this much, what will make this life rewarding?

Oh, Misfortune

Oh, Misfortune