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Alan the Alligator,
Ate an apple every day.
All he ate was apples,
And it kept the doctor away.
Alan lived in Alabama,
Under an apple tree.
And as he ate his apples,
He was as happy as can be.
One day an angry farmer,
Came to Alan's apple tree.
His herd of Alpine Alpacas,
Had escaped and broken free.
The axe man blamed the alligator,
For chasing off his flock.
Alan was amazed,
Astonished and in shock.
And then the angry farmer,
Raised his axe into the air.
And as the axe came swinging down,
Alan stood there in despair.
Alan watched on in alarm,
As his apples rolled away.
Alan ate the axe man,
And now he eats an axe man every day.
Alan the Alligator,
Eats an axe man every day.
All he eats are axe men,
And it keeps the farmers away.
Alan the Alligator,
Eats an axe man every day.
All he eats are axe men,
And it keeps the farmers away.
Alan the Alligator.