The Day That You Die: A Little Misfortune Song

Misfortune every choice has consequences

And in this game there's really just one rule

That you play until the end once it commences.

If I win then you'll give me something cool?

Yes!

Complete my game, and yes you'll be rewarded!

Eternal hapiness my dear, will be your prize!

Keep this part on the down-low but what

Misfortune doesn't know is that today is the day...

The day that she DIES!

I can hear you, you know...

Oh I was just ummm talking... To myself.

About me dying?

No of course not!

I was just about to tell you that the

First part of the game is to leave your room!

Ok! But can I bring my toy?

I don't see why not...

Which would you like?

The first part of the game is rather simple

Just cross this road and reach the other side

A piece of cake for someone young and nimble.

But Mr. Voice you say today I die!

Ohhh... Ummm...

Quiet there's a fox ahead Misfortune!

A fox cannot be trusted so says I!

Observe his evil regimen

(I think his name is Benjamin)

Well this is the day...

The day that he DI-

Hi Benjamin!

What are you doing?

You look really handsome...

Benjamin no! Come back!

Misfortune you must stay away from that fox!

He is not to be trusted!

Ok...

Now buried here you'll find eternal happiness

Hidden in a tiny golden box

Oh no I only found a lot of creepiness!

Seems the prize was stolen by that fox!

Here use this fox repellent when you find him!

You can spray his nasty face straight in the eye!

But I do not want to hurt him!

There he is, go on and squirt him!

Or today is the day...

The day that you DIE!

Oh! Benjamin got me!

Misfortune, you aimed the wrong way!

Oh, Benjamin... Your paws are so soft!