Americans Tie Their Shoes Too Tight

I've heard all my life about love at first sight

I didn't believe it before today and tonight

Though you say you're not ready to give up control

Barefoot treads the path that leads to my soul

Wid length and skin tone, none of that matters

I'm not one for being polite

Let's cut through the chatter to the heart of the matter

Who made pants tie their shoes too tight?

Fine, but my tootsies are freer than you'll ever see again

'Cause they carry a heart that's at heart a Bohemian

Even with this busted stump I could dance you all night

And set fire to my shoes if you find them too tight

In bed you put me through such paces

That I forgot that I ever wore laces

Just give me a chance and you'll see how I do

I want to throw barefoot into the night with you

Loosen up, loosen up

Let's get loose together

And fall in love

How do you feel about beer since we're already here talking?

For me a bit of brewski keeps my laces from knotting

I want nothing to do with a lush

I don't get crazy drunk

If you do you'll be out on your tush

I'm not a sops, swear to heaven above

Would you even give up your red hoof for love?

Loosen up, loosen up

Let's get loose together

And fall in love

Love loosens everything up

Love loosens everything up

Let's get loose together

And fall in love

Tonight!