Lyrics
When I was a child, I'd stare at the tube
I saw sex and violence, death on the news
One day I watched a dude kill someone
Daddy said, "Don't worry, boy, they're just actin', son"
All I want's attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
Light them matches, I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame, please
I'm doin' as I see it on my TV
I'm doin' as I see it on my TV
Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?
Would you respect me more if I took my life?
Tried to act, but my career just flopped
So I killed my neighbor and got on COPS
All I want's a million from somebody
Somebody pay a million bucks for me
I can shoot and rape and kill
And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please
I'm doin' as I see it on my TV
Doin' as I see it on my TV
I'll even do a porno flick
Like all them Hollywood chicks
I'm doin' as I see it on my TV
Took my girl, made a porno movie
I thought that this'd be kinda groovy
I did this to impress my lover
And there she was right on the cover
All I want's attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
I'm a man, I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame, please
Doin' as I see it on my TV
I'm just doin' as I see it on my TV
Hell, I'll even do a porno flick
Like all them Hollywood chicks
I'm doin' as I see it on my TV