Out of Your League

I was his Roman Empire

But he couldn't even keep

His bedroom clean

I was a wild forest fire

But he was just as lame

as golf on TV

You peaked at 29

I was yours

And you were mine

But I peaked when I said goodbye

I'm so out of your league

I cannot believe

I was ever, ever, ever underneath

New girl's under your sheets

But she's not hotter than me

I bet you tell her you were the one that ended things

No, I didn't look back

But I bet you did that

'Cause look what you had

Ya look what you had

I'm so out of your league

Out of your league

Almost let you ruin my twenties

Instead of better judgment, I let you in

You made me think you fell out of heaven

But time and space does a beautiful thing

What a waste of time

For some shitty guy

That couldn't even make me... (um)

I'm so out of your league

I cannot believe

I was ever, ever, ever underneath

New girl's under your sheets

But she's not hotter than me

I bet you tell her you were the one that ended things

No, I didn't look back

But I bet you did that

'Cause look what you had

Ya look what you had

I'm so out of your league

Out of your league

Remember

When you made me

Pay for parking

If I ever

Slept over more than three times a week?

And you gave me

A McDonald's burger

For our one-year anniversary

And also,

What kind of a loser

Makes you listen to his own music

While you're having sex?

I'm so out of your league

I cannot believe

I was ever, ever, ever underneath

Your new girl's under your sheets