I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That

I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan

I work out in the heat and the cold

Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf

'Stead of just another sheep in the fold

I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar

And cry about a luxury tax

They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht

I'd like to have a problem like that

Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that

Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac

Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back

I'd like to have a problem like that

I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V.

He looked like a tall Tom Cruise

He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy

They're burning both ends of his fuse

He says he's suffocating, he needs a vacation

From all the kissing and hugging, the sweet talk and loving

I'd like to have a problem like that

Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that

Be a one-man woman juggling act

How many can you keep in the air before you lose track

I'd like to have a problem like that

I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin

I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in

Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life

And how much can I get for the movie rights

Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that

Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack

Should I drag 'em through court

Or tell 'em to kiss my fax

I'd like to have a problem like that

Give me those problems

I think that I could solve 'em

I'd like to have a problem like that